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moonlitandcarvat: I love this pic cause at first glance, I...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:52:06 -0400

moonlitandcarvat:

I love this pic cause at first glance, I thought this bitch’s right leg was quadruple jointed or some shit

Photo

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:14:08 -0400

meanplastic:me texting

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:50:03 -0400

meanplastic:

me texting

Video

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:15:42 -0400

epaulettes: wildlyannoyingdoofus: These kinds of responses are...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:09:35 -0400

epaulettes:

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

procrastinationinsteadofgrading: dannymrowr: the-real-eye-to-se...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:04:50 -0400

procrastinationinsteadofgrading:

dannymrowr:

the-real-eye-to-see:

Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just because the color of our skin is not what they want to see!

Simone Biles’s fantastic performance has been covered by many news outlets all these years! Now we can see the real difference!

#BlackGirlsMagic

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:50:37 -0400

u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:53:04 -0400

well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS

bitterfuckinglesbian: me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:44:14 -0400

bitterfuckinglesbian:

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

klonopin-kids: swordsagainstdeath: this is so relaxing to...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 17:22:16 -0400

klonopin-kids:

swordsagainstdeath:

this is so relaxing to listen to at night for background noise

fairy-gawd-muva: dont-touch-my-fandoms: cartiercocaine: wнαт...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 16:29:17 -0400

fairy-gawd-muva:

dont-touch-my-fandoms:

cartiercocaine:

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

thesleepiestspiny: This conversation is funnier hearing just one...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 16:27:34 -0400

thesleepiestspiny:

This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.

defilerwyrm: brotherhoodoftheslice: tikola-nesla-1907: misgivi...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 16:25:21 -0400

defilerwyrm:

brotherhoodoftheslice:

tikola-nesla-1907:

misgivings:

misgivings:

Slav pronouncing US states

north and south dAhkotah

Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES

LIFE OF BORIS is a comedy channel, but his recipe playlist is no joke. I found him through a step-by-step cabbage roll video and y’all it is legit

I can’t quite articulate how amused I am that he corrected himself to the actual pronunciation of Texas after whatever in hell’s name that was at first

evangelworldorder: Top 5 curve of all time.

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 15:29:31 -0400

evangelworldorder:

Top 5 curve of all time.

megatome: thunder-thighs-balmung: Favorite video of all time, ...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:49:55 -0400

megatome:

thunder-thighs-balmung:

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

newromaantics: calliopinot: newromaantics: sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 17:55:46 -0400

newromaantics:

calliopinot:

newromaantics:

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

thanks. Have a great day

Hey op this had a tremendous positive effect on my anxiety are there more?

here u go

chubbyclara: authordrawingmusic: chronically-illustrated: marl...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 17:49:50 -0400

chubbyclara:

authordrawingmusic:

chronically-illustrated:

marlet-and-friends-askblog:

madiithepand0rk:

iloveurias:

“How gay are you?”

Credit to mkik808 on twitter.

GO HARD MY FRIENDS

0-100 REAL fuckin fast XD

This is such a happy video and I love it so much

Me at pride

I just wanna dance with them!

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 17:01:24 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

I NEED 40 PEOPLE TO UNFOLLOW ME

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh marvel is overrated

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm star wars didn’t need to continue

the only good video game is minecraft

JUST TEN MORE

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GOOD AND MINT ICE CREAM IS THE BEST ICE CREAM

AAAAAAAAAAAA

capacity: autohaste: If depression was a musical This is a...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 16:56:27 -0400

capacity:

autohaste:

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

hey

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 16:52:35 -0400

iguanamouth:

pidgeforblackpaladin:

iguanamouth:

op you will lose your liver in 3 days